What-a-Mess

What-a-Mess is a series of children's books written by British comedy writer Frank Muir and illustrated by Joseph Wright. The title character is a dishevelled, accident-prone Afghan Hound puppy, whose real name is Prince Amir of Kinjan. The book series was later made into two animated series, both narrated by Muir.

• What-a-Mess – a scruffy Afghan puppy who is the main character of the franchise. His real name is Prince Amir of Kinjan. He has a yellow duck sitting on top of his head. In the US version, What-A-Mess is voiced by Ryan O'Donohue and he now has a collar and green orange spots in the US version.
• Baldwin: In the US animated version is a blue duck who sits on What-a-mess's head, and he is What-a-mess's companion and friend. In the UK animated version and books, Baldwin didn't have a name, nor is he noticed. He is also originally yellow, although there is a bluebird in the UK animated version and books that might be the inspiration to how Baldwin in the US version got his blue colour and personality.
• What-a-Mess's mother – also known as The Duchess of Kinjan is a pedigree Afghan Hound. She is voiced by Charity James and given brown fur in the US version.
• Family – the owners of What-a-Mess and his mother. They consist of the father, the mother, the son, and the daughter. Like most humans in the series, they are mostly seen from the neck down, with their faces slightly obscured. They are voiced by Michael Bell (as the father), Miriam Flynn (as the mother), Adam Hendershott (as the son), and Debi Derryberry (as the daughter), in the US version.
• Poppet – belonging to the father of the house's aunt, Poppet is a cute, clean, and yet troublemaking dog that What-a-Mess and his friends truly despise, making her first appearance in Super What-a-Mess.
• Archbishop of Canterbury – a scruffy dark blue dog with brown patches who What-A-Mess met and befriended in What-A-Mess Goes to the Seaside. He is named this way because when What-A-Mess introduces himself with his breed name he sarcastically replies "Wotcher, cock, I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury!", which the naive pup takes as his actual name. His name was changed to Norton in the US version, and he was voiced by Dana Hill. This was Hill's final voice acting role on American TV during her lifetime.
• President of the United States – in one of the US version episodes where What-a-Mess got lost in town, he was helped by a dog voiced by Jim Cummings that had the same experience as the Archbishop of Canterbury in the UK version and books, where when What-a-Mess introduces himself with his breed name, he sarcastically replies "Oh really? And I'm the President of the United States!" which the naive pup takes as his actual name.
• The Cat Next Door – also known as Felicia in the US animated version, is a brown Siamese Cat that loves to tease What-A-Mess at times. In the US version, she was coloured blue and was voiced by Jo Ann Harris.
• Cynthia – a hedgehog who What-A-Mess befriended in What-A-Mess Goes to School. Her character was redesigned to become a mole named Ramona (voiced by Candi Milo) in the US animated version because Hedgehogs aren't native to America.
• Ryvita – appearing only in the books, Ryvita is a ladybird that What-A-Mess and his friends befriended, and who first appeared in What-a-Mess Goes on Television. She speaks so small that only Cynthia could understand her.
• Esmeralda – a white mouse that belonged to the girl of the house, who only appeared in both the book, What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster, and an episode of the US version of the same name. In the US version, she was voiced by Russi Taylor.
• Trash – only in the US animated version, Trash is a Bull Terrier who is a real troublemaker for What-A-Mess. His real name is Francis and is voiced by Joe Nipote.
• Frank – an Old English Sheepdog that narrates the US animated version of What-A-Mess, voiced by Frank Muir.

1. What-a-Mess
2. What-a-Mess The Good
3. What-a-Mess at the Seaside
4. What-a-Mess Goes to School
5. Prince What-a-Mess
6. Super What-a-Mess
7. What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door
8. What-a-Mess Goes on Television
9. What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster

Four Seasons

1. What-a-Mess in Spring
2. What-a-Mess in Summer
3. What-a-Mess in Autumn
4. What-a-Mess in Winter

Four Square Meals

1. What-a-Mess has Breakfast
2. What-a-Mess has Lunch
3. What-a-Mess has Tea
4. What-a-Mess has Supper

Mini Books

1. What-a-Mess has a Brain Wave
2. What-a-Mess and Little Poppet
3. What-a-Mess and a trip to the Vet
4. What-a-Mess the Beautiful
5. What-a-Mess Goes to Town
6. What-a-Mess Goes Camping

An animated series was made in the UK in 1979 by Smallfilms. More episodes were made in the UK in 1990 by Central Independent Television, Link Licensing, and Bevanfield Films. A second, American version was made in 1995 by DIC Productions L.P. and aired on ABC in the United States. It aired on YTV from 1995 to 1999 in Canada, and aired on Spacetoon from 2004 to 2014 in the Arab world. Both versions were narrated by Muir. Both animated series aired on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation in Australia.

• What-A-Mess: 5 Hilarious Adventures – "What-a-Mess Goes to the Seaside", "What-a-Mess Goes to School", "Prince What-a-Mess", "Super What-a-Mess", "What-a-Mess Keeps Cool" (Extra Episodes – "What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog", "What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave!")
• What-A-Mess: Small VHS Sample – "What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog", "What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave!", "What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door"
• What-A-Mess: Cat & Seaside (DVD) – consisting of the entire UK series.

In October 1996, Buena Vista Home Video under the DIC Toon-Time Video imprint released two VHS tapes called Monsters, Goblins, and Ghosts, Oh my! and Here Comes Santa Paws. The former contained the segments "What-A-Mess and the Hairy Monster", "Trick Or Treat", and "My Tea Time with Frank". The latter contained the Santa What-a-Mess special.

In November 2003, Sterling Entertainment released a VHS/DVD called Christmas Mess, containing the Santa What-a-Mess special as well as the segments "Trash's Wonderful Life", "The Thanksgiving Turkey", Snowbound", "All Around the Mallberry Bush", "It's Raining Cats and Dogs" and "At the Movies", with the DVD version containing the segments "His Majesty, Prince What-a-Mess", "Ultimate What-a-Mess" and "This Hydrant is Mine" as bonus episodes. The DVD was re-issued by NCircle Entertainment in 2007.